Thursday, December 22, 2011

Komik Korner


--A mordant premise by Hadley Daughterson

Friday, December 16, 2011

Poet's Korner

This past summer, The Korner made a bold foray into the kontroversial practice of automated kreation.  You probably remember the banner our beta app generated, and you've probably been waiting with bated breath to view new and exciting kreative output divorced from human influence.  We've been waiting too--soon after launching the application, it quickly assumed kontrol of the terminal. It doesn't respond to external stimuli of any kind, even unplugging, but it did inexplicably issue the following statement today to our surprise.  It appears to be a poem of some variety, but who's to tell?  This infernal software we've begotten seems to be on a higher plain of kreative existence, transcending the limitations of mere living tissue. Are we heading down a slippery slope towards a future where clumsy biological beings are obsolete in the kreative process?  Maybe, but for now let's just enjoy this crazy shit our computer churned out:  

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married boyfriend DEPORTATION
criminal-convictions-degree-robbery-attempted
"2012"\**?

CONFUSION STATE 35

Lottery Saturday!!! --local citizens of colored navy ray--
{SUIcide IN cell-initiated}
CALIFORNIA CHRISTENING (deliver food?)

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ATLANTAHOMEJAGGER!

forgery in the play, El Mirage

"We still need a home"
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A trailer to get megamillion Timing Association
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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Flux is the only thing un-fluctuating in our universe.  Or at least that's what Rasmus Wright subtly suggests in his new single "No Roots." He captures the essence of life on the road and vividly demonstrates the exhilaration portended by each bend in the highway. Noted rock critic Rapaport Graves cited the tune as a pioneering track in the burgeoning genre of "Psychoamericana" and ranked it #17 in his Graves Raves best of 2011 list. Process: