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Transcontinental Korner: Midwest Edition

Greetings Michiganders, Ohioans and Pennsylvaniards! Today we bring you the latest in our ongoing efforts to spread the word of Kreationism to historically under-served regions of the United States, as we did some weeks ago in North Carolina. This time, we enlisted Chris Peebles to kanvass the greater Great Lakes area--which was fortuitous as this task koincided with his annual college commencement speaking circuit. We received these photos and kaptions from Chris only hours ago:

The Mattress Factory, Central Northside, Pittsburgh, PA

Gypsy Beans & Baking Co., Detroit-Shoreway, Cleveland, OH

Mercury Burger Bar, Corktown, Detroit, MI

If you were referred to The Kreation Korner by a "Boise" zine collected at one of the locations above, please feel free to drop us a line via email or facebook!

Poet's Korner

As a child
probably four
or five
years of age
I remember walking
around the cul-de-sac
thinking that my head
was a vessel
for my mind
that I was
looking through
my eyes
as windows
at the world outside
and was aware of this
and felt that
my experience
of awareness and
consciousness was unique
to me

--Fig Nugent

Musik Korner

Happy World Intellectual Property Day to you! To kommemorate this annual observance we discovered only moments ago, we bring you the latest single from psychoamericana jongleur Rasmus Wright--an artist who, as it happens, is a vociferous opponent of intellectual property laws. This one's a real rocker:

Fiction Korner

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An Important Announcement From The Kreation Korner...

The Kreation Korner takes no responsibility for the previous post, which is undoubtedly the result of an elicit incursion by opportunistic commercial elements. We were the latest kasualty of the Tickerhemorrhage security vulnerability but have since patched it. We're grateful that the damage was self-contained and largely benign. Despite its invasive nature, however, we have opted to keep this GIF up. Regardless of its vector of transmission, this alien post is already forever enshrined in the hallowed ranks of our blog space whether we like it or not. So far be it from us to question its Kreative validity. (PS: Now really is a good time to refinance--interest rates are still low and it's a buyer's market!)

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