Poet's Korner

The following is the latest excerpt from Chris Peebles' Dream-Journal-Entries-Processed-Through-iPad-Voice-To-Text Project tentatively entitled number 16 stream: Processed Dreams of Chris Peebles. Anticipated completion date is mid-September 2015. Please stay tuned for official release details.

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Musik Korner

A hearty "hello!" to you and yours this day. The Korner is elated today to bring you the much-anticipated new single from Rasmus Wright. It's his first new track in over nine months. Frankly, it's been pretty touch-and-go for Wright since the infamous BOSJ episode so we're glad to see him alive and doing fine. Assimilate:

Behind the Korner

Today, at long last, we present to you the final installment of "Behind the Korner." As we've doled out our working notes over these past seven months, we've been met with only the lukest of warm responses. And to be perfectly honest, putting out this series has become a tedious chore for the staff. So today we pick off the last little stubborn straggling fragment of the scab (please do not take our word choice as dismissive of "Behind the Korner"--despite our exhaustion with it, it remains the official position of The Kreation Korner that any post or series of posts that reveal the artificiality of or processes behind Kreationism have merit and are worth sharing). Purloin:

Part I - Part II - Part III - Part IV

William Shatner comes up before William Shakespeare on Google.

ambrosia salad

Two ships in the night

street kred, shot caller

Secretary: Well, the road to hell is paved with good intentions

moonlights

regards,

chris peebles, airtight

"don't hit your ass on the beaded door covering on your way out"

sensory depravation (tank)

theme: deontology v. arist.

ennui, chicanery, prattling

easily the most escatological film in jon cue-sack's ouevre

you look sterling

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does a bear shit in the woods = sure as kilamanjaro rises like olympus above the serrenghetti

Kulled

pique interest

kwisatz haderach

written affectation

Klarion kall or merely picking low-hanging kreative fruit?

What a short, ordinary journey it's been

SOUND POET'S KORNER

mordant

skuttle it!!!

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oeuvre

Agh! I worry so much!

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simco rd parcels

rich interior life

i don't know him from adam, ad hominem

devil-may-care, tone poem

"carrot"=incentive

Chris Peebles Marketing Strategy: The fact is, big league chew don't grow on trees. Trust me, I'd love to kreate for kreation's sake, but I'd also love to pay the rent. Here are a few ways you can keep me on the street, doing what I do best:

shirts, other merchandise, signed original poems, ad space (i reserve the right to present it as i wish), live performances.

TKK topic:

online censorship,

post-physical world,

diaspora, break into cells (remain optimistic!)

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INSOLVeNT!!!

Kreationism Manifesto by Kol. Thor Gustav Kreationssen

instant karma

tkk= the fifth estate? nah

Packaged, platform, bucket

commodity

SKUTTLE

epithet

miscellany

komik korner-

-employee of the north

-$600,000 obo on a shitty car

-please enter through window

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Everything is exactly as it seems

akimbo 

If life gives you stale bread, make croutons. Or hard tack.

melange

fertilizer pancakes==gastric algal blumes

"humility is the mother of invention"

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Video Korner

Guten Sonntag! Today we bring you the final installment in Chris Peebles' spontaneous kreation experiment series (experiment 1, experiment 2). This time, Chris mediates his unplanned physical and mental actions through the ubiquitous digital devices that surround many of us in this current epoch. In this video presentation, we are treated to not only Peebles' experiment, but to his "field notes " as well as a soliloquy espousing a desire to not "manspread" with art, which was based upon an ongoing rumination on race, gender, socioeconomic class, and the related privileges. All of this plays out in an interactive format, as you'll soon find. Kreationism isn't a spectator sport! Don't be a drag, participate:

Poet's Korner

Today we bring you a truly remarkable specimen--a poem by Chris Peebles' estranged father Chris Peebles, Sr. The poem was delivered to us by staff archivist Gabe Gabriel after he discovered it quite improbably written on the back of a Nagel print shower curtain at a thrift store in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. The brief entry in Kreationism A to Z by legendary art historian Rapaport Graves describes him thusly: Active during the late 1960s to early 1970s, Chris Peebles, Sr. is best described as an unremarkable neo-trancendentalist poet who, like so many of his mediocre peer group, exploited the "flower power" movement to little acclaim. His self-important drivel has not stood and will continue to not stand the test of time. His greatest contribution to the Kreationism Movement is his progeny Chris Peebles, Jr., though the veracity of even this distinction remains a subject of heated debate among certain radical Kreative sects (See "Immakulate Konception Theory" entry, p. 134).  A concise bio, if a bit scathing. But we don't think this is such a bad little poem after all. Open your aperture:

"The Song of the Trees" by Chris Peebles, Sr.

Listen and learn
the voice of the breeze
tickling your ear, shaking the grass
as you lay melting
in the warm august sun

Listen and burn
the scaffold of lies
mix ashes with blood
scrawl new verses with fingers
on blank plaster walls

Listen and churn
like clouds in the sky
coalesce and disperse
your glacier breast heaving
your lightning eye flashing

Listen and earn
what you can't from a job
a mountain's serenity
the wisdom of children
the stillness of stars

Listen and learn
the Song of the Trees

     listen...

            listen...

                        listen...

Edukation Korner

Here at The Korner, we make no bones about the fact that our agenda is, in part, to make the world a better place. Our primary strategy to this end remains the facilitation of a highly visible and widely accessible outlet for the many splendors of Kreation. While often we're kontent to sit back and let the kreative output do its thing once we've loosed it on the public, at times it feels an awful lot like we're resting on our laurels. That's why we're overjoyed today to announce a koncrete tactic from our newly-konvened think tank Kreation Korner labs. In order for the Kreationism Movement to persist long term, it's imperative that we ensure today's children are adequately prepared to enter the talent pipeline. They are, after all, the human capital of tomorrow! Working under this assumption, KKL experts have devised a kurriculum to prepare our youngsters for the uncertain future. It's called STEM and it's a four-discipline acronym to develop the well-rounded, adaptable worker for the 21st century. STEM is komprised of the following subjects:

Semaphore: Good communication is critical to any successful business. But as a massive, unprecedented solar flare is likely to degauss and render useless all electronic devices on Earth at some point in the next several decades, techniques such as the ancient art of flag signaling will be required to get one's message across in a clear and concise manner.

Trap shooting: No activity better instills the "Three Ps" of patience, precision, and perseverance than the trap game. Furthermore, though distasteful, proficiency with firearms will be a requirement of the post-electronic dystopian age.

Eschatology: In the new economy, great business intelligence will demand a working knowledge of the sequence of events during the End Time. Only those young professionals able to anticipate and leverage the unfolding apocalypse will be sorted with the sheep, as it were.

Mario Kart: The fourth and most important component of STEM. As the lost Kreationist Skripture portends, the final battle between good and evil will be hashed out on the rainbow racecourse in the sky. If we truly want the leaders of tomorrow to be number one, we best get them on Nintendo's 64-bit training simulator early and often.

Synergy Korner

You will soon acquire a triple-threat metrics wiz who will be the X factor in unlocking your customer-facing cloud potential.

- Snap-E Tom