Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy All Hallows' Eve!



Due to The Kreation Korner's strong personal convictions, we wish to stress that this post in no way endorses a belief in the occult

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Ask Snappy Tom

Hey, this is a question for Snappy Tom. Snappy, my name is Jerald and I'm thinking, it's a dreary Sunday morning, what should I do with my time? So next I think, perhaps a movie would do my soul some good. My question is, what do you recommend?

Hey Jerry, Snappy Tom here. To tell the truth, it is a rare occasion when I do make it to a moving picture. Oh sure, I seen plenty a Gene Autry flicks in my time, but things just wasn't the same once the Production Code got lifted in the '60s. Now all it is, is boobs and guns, I tell ya. Gone are the days of extended Hitchcock make-out scenes where each kiss was not to exceed one second, and when evil was not made to look attractive. I mean, whaddaya got now? Deep Throat? That made more money than even that peepshow they called Titanic! I had family on that boat, and believe you me, there weren't nothing sexy about that deathtrap. Alright, Jerald, seein' as I'm ramblin' I'll try to wrap this thing up real quick. Don't go to no movies, nosiree, you just go out and get a handle a moonshine and you have yourself a grand ol' time at the local cathouse. Now that there's some good wholesome fun. I'm up out this bitch...