Saturday, May 29, 2010

Sorry, Chris!

Well, the publicity posters for Chris Peebles' poetry tour finally arrived--over four months late we might add. We won't be recommending Reputable Commercial Printing and Scuba Gear Repair to our friends anytime soon. Ultimately it's The Korner's fault. We usually do our own printing in-house but were unable to as GRECH jammed our equipment attempting to print on Hershey's chocolate syrup. In spite of all this nonsense the Truth, Beauty, Decapitation Tour was still a success thanks to word-of-mouth, but we can look back at this handsome poster and dream of how things might have been. Revel:

Friday, May 28, 2010

Korner Wisdom

No. 11: "Alcohol is the perfect remedy after a night of heavy menudo consumption."

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Poet's Korner

What do you mean you’ve
never heard of baklava?
You’re shitting me, right?
Where have you been
the past 25 years?

Hiding your head in the sand
like a culturally unaware

You say you’re from the countryside,
but I know you’re from Youngstown.
Sure it’s no Columbus, but it’s
certainly on the beaten

Look, you better bone up on your
Mediterranean cuisine. Not for
my sake but for your own.
You blew it with Kostas and he’s
the kind of guy you only get
three chances with.


Thursday, May 13, 2010

Poet's Korner

And just what do you think you're doing? Pouring
hot coffee on that poor dog's head?
Listen, I'm no prude
But there are some lines you just don't
That canine did nothing to you, sir.
It looks to be weeping tears of coffee and cream now.
In a buddy-movie-type-of-context, perhaps this would strike me as
But now, in the cold harsh light of reality,
I find nothing to laugh at.
So stop it at once.
I had thought we could be friends, but now you make me wonder.
-Nathan Rhombus

Monday, May 10, 2010

Komedy Korner

The old "Donkey in a Top Hat" bit as told by Svetlana Mendoza, Part IV:

"First of all, this facility is not up to code," the donkey began. "That wobbly hopper of cow heads yonder is an accident waiting to happen."
"Secondly, I don't appreciate the way you look down your nose at me. Just because I'm not a human doesn't mean I don't have rights."
The foreman was taken aback by the donkey's candor. But he was downright shocked by what the animal had to say next:

To Be Kontinued...

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Check your kalendar...

It's the 1st of May! As is our charge here at Headkwarters, we the kore Kreationists have been engaged in a fierce drum circle for the past two-and-three-quarters days, gleaning from hydes of nauga the many-splendored wonders of this world. As with all things, a balance must be struck and so in harmonic contrast with our own rowdy celebration, we leave you with the stark beauty of our most recent header, kreated by Korneophyte (Korner neophyte) Heinrich Zübner. Pontificate: