Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Musik Korner

Earnest but not mawkish
A strange consonance that works,
that takes you places--right here, for example
exactly where you are
exactly where you'll always been,
moving, pulsating
down a back alley, THE back alley
connecting past to now,
now to what's next
but there is only the alley
The echo effect suggests place
yet it seems the artists are no where
near each other when recording,
maybe in different states
Place and no place--THIS is the place
we've come to
Let the pulsations, twangs, and syllables
orient you in this place
Let them spot you as you plant
your sandals firmly on the whatever
Entities, it is my unenviable pleasure
to introduce Jerry Master's Band

--The Most Reverend Ambo Dais  

Thursday, July 25, 2019

Korner Wisdom

No. 60: If you're ever happy, don't ask why.

No. 61: It's hard to be what you're not.

Sunday, July 21, 2019

Video Korner

This is our third and final attempt. Is each attempt an isolated boba adrift in this taro smoothie we call material reality or do they glom together in a gestalt we must dislodge and swallow whole from the reviled straw of the sensuous and sublime? Hi, this is Michelle with pain services. I am reaching out to you about your chronic pain. Field the call, then hang up:

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Wisdom Korner

An eye for an eye is good business for the eyepatch company.

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Video Korner

A post from the edge. Percy Stankowski has been out of pocket for some time now, having decided several years ago that a pair of basketball shoes from the bargain ditches of the internet somehow would afford him entree into the semi-professional basketball ranks. This post neither confirms nor disconfirms whether Percy was successful in that endeavor, let's just say he's back to what he does best and leave it at that. Lights out:

Sunday, June 16, 2019

Musik Korner

Salvaged tracks from the cult classic, "Dr. Kill" (American title). The movie was released in 1987 and saw only a limited run in select theaters in the US and abroad. Sconosciuto, true to their pedigree of harnessing the cutting edge of music technology to give aural shape to the ineffable horrors that lurk in our minds, scored the movie. Unfortunately, as is with so many things Korner-related, what we have are mere fragments. Nevertheless, enjoy what you have instead of dwelling on what you don't:

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Poet's Korner

"Production Instance"

I need some water
but not right away
I have to pee
but not all that bad

I'm an avid walker
with a lust for knowledge

I like to say "huh"
at surprises I pass
I can wait for some water
I can hold out to pee

I was filled with rage so I went on a walk and made this unplanned poem as I walked and now I feel better, calm, in-control.

--Patrick M. Watson

Saturday, May 11, 2019

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Korner Wisdom

Being a periodontist is a full-time job.

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Sunday, April 14, 2019

Sunday, April 7, 2019

Kandor Korner

"I don't wish for much, just that my life and work become the stuff of legend and exhaustive discourse for generations to come."
--Known Universe

Saturday, March 30, 2019

Poet's Korner

"Wednesday, 4:54 PM"

I don't want to be an architect!
I don't want to be anything
I'm not anything and that's fine
I don't know what anything is
I don't know! I don't know!
All I know is I'm happy sometimes
All I know is I'm hungry

Feel better now?
Yeah, actually. A little.

--Fig Nugent

Friday, March 22, 2019

Musik Korner

Not a week goes by that we at KKHQ don't receive correspondence--email, snail mail, ham radio--inquiring about the whereabouts of kreative progenitors Gerry Mander's Band. Truth to tell, we've never had a satisfactory response--until today. Although all that has been gifted to us is the track, the first GMB output in over a decade, it is no doubt the product of  kreative reconciliation following what we can only imagine was definitely a falling-out of tectonic proportion between then-drummer, HY, and guitarist/voxman, PW. Or else they've just both been too busy. Either way, we are truly grateful. And while the style may feel wild, we hear an undeniable kreative throughline with GMB's earlier songs (check their up-to-date Myspace page for confirmation (the songs don't work, but you can imagine how they'd sound)). Redraw your districts to consolidate political power:

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Video Korner

Flume! Breezeway! Komorebi! Jib!

Saturday, March 9, 2019

Poet's Korner

“The devil was running to save lives“

Run to the goose
if the goose is your god

Run and make heed
if the goose is your god

Run through the goose

run and make heed

We may yet know
we know fatty liver
to live and be liver

Waste is a meaning
to live and be liver

A company wails
that’ll do
that will do

A company wails
that’ll do

that will do

--Chris Peebles

Sunday, February 24, 2019

Korner Wisdom

If you wait long enough, all your favorite restaurants will burn down.

Sunday, February 17, 2019

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Musik Korner


Only for today.

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Video Korner Kares

Name thy feeling, for you cannot release 
the burdensome dove if it does not exist.
Fill thy watering can, else you cannot 
spread life to the great bougainvillea 
binding all souls.
--Kreationist Proverb