Monday, June 22, 2015

Komedy Korner

Q: Why could the manager of a Red Scare-era waffle house curry no favor with the HUAC?

A: He was suspected of syrup-titious intent.

-Tuner Jazzman, a.k.a. The Tuneman, a.k.a. Jazz Kid, a.k.a. Timothy Boliczinski

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Korner Wisdom

"The candle that burns twice as bright at both ends is fucked."

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Video Korner

Last summer, Chris Peebles engaged in a bold experiment to slough off all inscriptions from his tabula and generate a purely spontaneous kreation. The debate remains--especially within Chris himself--if such an act is even possible or worth pursuing in vain. Nevertheless, Peebles continues down this path today with the second installment in an as yet indeterminately-lengthed series of experiments. While Chris refused an interview this time around, he issued the following statement regarding "Spontaneous Kreation: Experiment 2":

percussion's percolated
     just below
          the surface for some
       time now
       time to
               tap the vein and bleed
                    out within
       of persisting tension