Saturday, October 22, 2016

Poet's Korner

Next election's presidential candidate

I've got a million ideas and none of them are well-formed
It's half-baked hospital pizza out there, folks
Please read me your confirmation number, or just say "I don't know"
It's possible I won't win this one
I've successfully, you know, owned, operated, and sold an established sand business
This campaign is going down like a champagne shitbox
I thank you for your support, especially those of you I'll scapegoat later

-Tum Cruz (illustration by Lee Watt)