Who the devil are you? No matter. Since you are here, we might as well tell you of an exciting development in recorded music toward which The Kreation Korner is proud to offer its patronage--a group called Magnates of Poland and Lithuania. These noble noisewrights are in the vanguard of the burgeoning genre of Applecore, wherein artists sublimate the omnipresent world wide web into short songs using the iPhone as their sole instrument. To discuss the cultural significance of their latest track, here is none other than noted mass-media scholar Marsha McLohan, visiting professor at Caldwell College:
The means of transmission shapes the psyche while the content is superficial. Those who master the latest grammar write the future, which is today. The artist's job is to strain open their aperture to the new definition and report back. In conclusion, internet.
Fucking A. Let's rock: