Komik Korner

--Hadley Daughterson

Video Korner

Friendly greeting, reader. Today The Korner brings you the latest installment in the attention-grabbing videographical exploits of one Cube A. Sick. When asked to provide a kreator's statement on the work, Mr. Sick declined, stating that to provide any komment would irreparably damage his kharisma. But doesn't silence itself speak deafening volumes? In any case, here's the vid:

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Poet's Korner, Also

Soothe my nerves
Me-thu-se-lah
Might live long but
Soothe my achin nerves
Cuz livin long there's great pain
In that
And right now
I could use a aspirin

-Tum Cruz

Poet's Korner

"Disband Dishes Adjudication"

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vigorous truth tegu 

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fielded if she off 

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--Chris Peebles

Kontinuity Korner

It's been nearly one of your Earth-months since last we posted. But we guarantee the ware we're plying today is worth the wait! What we have is a meticulously reconstructed version of the infamous West Downtown video produced by Korner founders Henry York and Patrick M. Watson back in '06. There's so much we can say about this revisiting of West Downtown Boise ten years later, but instead we'll just share two misattributed quotations that succinctly shed light on the contradictory nature of being:

"Everything changes and nothing stands still" --LeVar Burton

"The more things change, the more they stay the same." --Andrew W.K.

Take in:


Oh, and here's the original, if you want to compare or whatever:

Musik Korner

Happy Ides of March, you treasonous dogs! We're overjoyed today to let slip an EP entitled Amusing Bemused Confusion by Rasmus Wright. Although each of the four tracks it contains have been featured on The Korner at some point during the past two years, they can finally be heard bundled together in a specific order and appreciated as a single, unified message as the artist originally intended. "These songs were conceived of during a short-lived but necessary period of misguided angst in my life," Wright told a crowd at a panel discussion on the future of panel discussions over the weekend. "While lyrically ABC does't reflect my values, I think it's definitely some listenable shit." This is a busy time for Rasmus, as this EP release comes on the heels of his tour of Saskatchewan with Bluesy Lewis And The Bluesy Lewis Blues Band and just a week ahead of the third annual Sand Box Music Festival in Boise, where he'll share the main stage with Marry Merry Mary, Nehru Jacket, great white shart, Churls, *pfffft!*, Dog Shit Taco, Shirt, rug, Napkin Holder, Ebola Dicks, and Fish. Amusing Bemused Confusion will be available on wax cylinder or a pack of nineteen 3.5" floppy disks along with other merch at the merch table for those interested in buying merch. Consume: