The old "Donkey in a Top Hat" bit as told by Svetlana Mendoza, Part III:
The donkey suddenly looked offended, probably because he was, in fact, quite the little bookworm.
The foreman, a perceptive man, immediately detected this and said, "Look, we got off on the wrong hoof. Say your piece."
The donkey was reluctant at first, but then, like a breached vat of molten tallow, he spouted off the following laundry list of grievances:
To Be Kontinued...