Multitudinous good vibes to you, Dear Entities. The primary audience for this sermon are those participating to any degree in the dominant culture of the so-called United States of America, but, as in all things, universal lessons may be gleaned.
I offer you a reflection on the so-called Holiday Season...
What is a holiday but a day?
What is a day but a measuring unit of time?
What is time but an ocean?
What is an ocean but a body of water?
Are not many of you, Dear Entities, composed mostly of water?
Are you, then, not an ocean? A unit? A day?
Is not everything everything?
Are not all entities, then, a single entity?
Meditate on these things for nine earth minutes, and then eat exactly four Pillsbury crescent rolls, Dear Entity.