VisiKorner

The Kreation Korner returns today with a respite from the daily horror of global capitalism by means of Hadley Daughterson's talents vis-à-vis digital kreation:

Komedy Korner

A King sits with his dog, pondering the prospect of another tax hike on His serfs to fund construction of a new siege engine.

"But will they rebel, my people?" the King, an anxious man, asks.

"What can they do?" replies his dog. "Resistance is feudal."

TKK Party Tonight!

Dear Reader,

Today, as we prepare for our birthday bash blowout to celebrate eight years of The Kreation Korner, the staff here wishes to extend a heartfelt message of optimism, love, and a generosity of spirit:

Kreationism isn't a destination. It's a journey, a process. A process that requires continual experimentation, reflection, and growth. A process that requires an open mind and a humble heart. A process that is, frankly, indispensable in these days of widespread suffering and near-universal anxiety. For the light of Kreationism to shine brightly enough to make even the smallest positive impact, it is required of us to cultivate in ourselves a willingness to take risks and to not shy away from tough issues or subject matters. As we mark a momentous milestone today, The Kreation Korner fully intends to take those risks. Will we make mistakes? You bet we will. But isn't that the best and arguably only way to really learn? In the coming ninth year of The Korner, we fully intend to dive headlong into the muck, so to speak, and thrash about in order to contribute to the cause of expanding consciousness, understanding, respect, and dignity in our immediate communities as well as global communities and communities beyond. Through this process we may well raise more questions than answers--but we feel that that's a good thing. Thanks for your unflagging support!

All the Best,
The Kreation Korner Staff

Radio Ga Ga Korner

And a good day to you, Honorific Address! We've got quite the nugget of Kreationist history for you today. As we're sure you're abundantly aware, our archivist Gabe Gabriel is on an unending quest to find the rare, the forgotten, and the misplaced remnants of kreative kontent from days gone by. Today he struck something of a mother lode whilst rummaging through a box of tapes found among the personal effects of the late K. Hume O'Henderbaum. It's a piece of tape dated 1968 containing the only known existing audio of KRTN Radio disc jockey Greg "The G-Man" Gregory. Before his mysterious and as yet unresolved disappearance in 1973, Gregory was known as a quick-witted shock jock who modeled his partially-satirical persona after the elusive, button-down federal agents who inspired paranoia in the hearts of many Americans of that era. As serendipity would have it, one of The G-Man's most loyal adherents was an elementary school student with stars in his eyes named Gabe Gabriel. Tune in:

Poet's Korner

The following is the latest excerpt from Chris Peebles' Dream-Journal-Entries-Processed-Through-iPad-Voice-To-Text Project tentatively entitled number 16 stream: Processed Dreams of Chris Peebles. Anticipated completion date is mid-September 2015. Please stay tuned for official release details.

Note: This passage is posted as an image file to protect the integrity of the work. Blogging platforms are the enemy of line breaks. Thanks for your understanding.

Musik Korner

A hearty "hello!" to you and yours this day. The Korner is elated today to bring you the much-anticipated new single from Rasmus Wright. It's his first new track in over nine months. Frankly, it's been pretty touch-and-go for Wright since the infamous BOSJ episode so we're glad to see him alive and doing fine. Assimilate:

Behind the Korner

Today, at long last, we present to you the final installment of "Behind the Korner." As we've doled out our working notes over these past seven months, we've been met with only the lukest of warm responses. And to be perfectly honest, putting out this series has become a tedious chore for the staff. So today we pick off the last little stubborn straggling fragment of the scab (please do not take our word choice as dismissive of "Behind the Korner"--despite our exhaustion with it, it remains the official position of The Kreation Korner that any post or series of posts that reveal the artificiality of or processes behind Kreationism have merit and are worth sharing). Purloin:

Part I - Part II - Part III - Part IV

William Shatner comes up before William Shakespeare on Google.

ambrosia salad

Two ships in the night

street kred, shot caller

Secretary: Well, the road to hell is paved with good intentions

moonlights

regards,

chris peebles, airtight

"don't hit your ass on the beaded door covering on your way out"

sensory depravation (tank)

theme: deontology v. arist.

ennui, chicanery, prattling

easily the most escatological film in jon cue-sack's ouevre

you look sterling

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does a bear shit in the woods = sure as kilamanjaro rises like olympus above the serrenghetti

Kulled

pique interest

kwisatz haderach

written affectation

Klarion kall or merely picking low-hanging kreative fruit?

What a short, ordinary journey it's been

SOUND POET'S KORNER

mordant

skuttle it!!!

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oeuvre

Agh! I worry so much!

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simco rd parcels

rich interior life

i don't know him from adam, ad hominem

devil-may-care, tone poem

"carrot"=incentive

Chris Peebles Marketing Strategy: The fact is, big league chew don't grow on trees. Trust me, I'd love to kreate for kreation's sake, but I'd also love to pay the rent. Here are a few ways you can keep me on the street, doing what I do best:

shirts, other merchandise, signed original poems, ad space (i reserve the right to present it as i wish), live performances.

TKK topic:

online censorship,

post-physical world,

diaspora, break into cells (remain optimistic!)

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INSOLVeNT!!!

Kreationism Manifesto by Kol. Thor Gustav Kreationssen

instant karma

tkk= the fifth estate? nah

Packaged, platform, bucket

commodity

SKUTTLE

epithet

miscellany

komik korner-

-employee of the north

-$600,000 obo on a shitty car

-please enter through window

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Everything is exactly as it seems

akimbo 

If life gives you stale bread, make croutons. Or hard tack.

melange

fertilizer pancakes==gastric algal blumes

"humility is the mother of invention"

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