Once again, our own Svetlana Mendoza has made komedic history. With her daring retelling of the old "Donkey in a Top Hat" bit, Ms. Mendoza will be delivering the world's first ever serial joke. We've all grown up being beaten over the head with "brevity is the soul of wit". But Svetlana isn't about to listen to the "wise words" of George Washington or whoever. Her utter distain for all things konventional has led her to the ardent belief that waiting weeks, months, even years to hear a punch line will make a gag exponentially funnier. Much like the aging process crucial to fine wines or botulitic sardines. We support her in this ballsy, paradigm-shifting endeavor and intend to stand stalwartly by her for the inevitable public outrage, rioting and police inquiries. But enough with all that ado. Here's an exclusive sneak peak at the first of a yet-to-be-disclosed number of monthly installments. Mainline:
A donkey in a top hat walks into a rendering plant.
The foreman says, "Hey, Donkey. Don't I know you?"
"You must have me confused for someone else," replies the donkey.
To Be Continued...