What's the Frekuency, Percy?

What's shakin'? Depending on where you're at, it might be leaves in the wind, salt dispensers, or, in fact, musical shakers. Enough with the stock pleasantries, though. Today we bring you an exciting bit of trivia plumbed from the media archives of one Mr. Percy Stankowski. This track , seemingly lost to obscurity, was to be the the opening track from the original soundtrack for Percy Stankowski's never-released 2012 short-form feature-length film, "Romance Is Difficult and Sometimes Leads to Complications." While that project never came to fruition, this track survived, hidden away on a CD-R that boasted twelve other tracks of comparable quality, but whose multifarious scratches revealed the unkind passing of time. While our technicians (that being Snap E. Tom and whatever cadre of nefarious cohorts he can wrangle) go to work restoring these lost tracks, we figured we'd give you a taste of what you'd been missing. Little is known about Grey Kitten, more may be revealed but hell, it's 6:17pm PST on a Sunday, so just get down on it:

Intercontinental Korner

Hallo, Freunde! We're pleased to announce that Mr. and Mrs. Chris Peebles have returned from their nearly two-week journey to the exotic locales of Germany, Iceland and Seattle. While the purpose of this trip was first and foremost to celebrate the couple's recent wedding proceedings, Chris managed to insert some official Kreation Korner business into their travels. As Berlin is something of an ancestral homeland for the Kreationism movement, Peebles took careful stock of remaining signs of kreative influence in the former Prussian capital and planted some artifacts of kontemporary kreation to forge a symbolic dialogue across space and time. Here's some photographic evidence of the aforementioned:

If this guidebook is any indication, Berliners to this day seek out and promote experiences of their city based upon kreative utility. Kreativity remains alive and well in the Stadtstaat! 

There also appears to be no shortage of "Korners" in the formerly divided Bundesland...

...here's another one--it seems to be a local variation on the theme. Vielzahl ist das Gewürz des Lebens!

Finally, Chris made sure to find a suitable drop point for materials to showcase the current seat of Kreationism. Hopefully patrons of Skatehalle Berlin in Friedrichshain are perceptive to the message.

Poet's Korner

It's been nearly a month without a new post. "What's up with that?" you might ask. Well, according to the traditional Kreative Kalendar it's only been four days. So there. Bet you feel guilty now for acting so impatient and entitled. But we forgive. And now we invite you to bask in the splendor of Kreation:

Found poetry, 4/7/15, 5:35 PM, reader board, S Americana Blvd, Boise, ID:

WE AUDIT

YOU CAN BE

No Logo Korner

Several weeks back, our benefactor Greg Purt offered us some unsolicited advice. He proffered that in order for The Kreation Korner message to truly go "viral," our kustomers need a strong, solidified brand to engage with and rally behind. We were taken aback by the suggestion that Kreationism hadn't already permeated every nook and kranny of the kollective konsciousness. Furthermore, the whole notion of "branding" has always seemed diametrically opposed to our world view. But we figured, what the hell. It usually doesn't hurt to try new things. So we sent out an RFP for the first-ever official Kreation Korner logo. Unfortunately, we received only one submission: the hipster bullshit you see pictured below. While we thank the Sow & Shoat Design House of Silver Lake for their time and effort, we just don't feel their aesthetic fits with ours. This misadventure has reminded us why we've avoided branding The Korner in the past. Kreationism cannot be encapsulated in a finite set of easily recognizable images and style guidelines and we mustn't presume to do so. Kreationism speaks for itself. Kreatione ipsa loquitur, motherfuckers.

Komik Korner

The following piece was kreated by Hadley Daughterson based on a true tale from Chris Peebles and BLENKO's now legendary pilgrimage to Southern California (or "SoCal" as it's known in some circles) during that heady summer of 2012. Here's a couple links khronicling their travels to set the mood: Link 1, Link 2.  Now, onward to the matter at hand:

Behind the Korner

Part I - Part II 

story plot: tragic family, son just wants to make his parents happy, he feels sorry for them, they are lovable and redeemable, it just doesn't work out, and can never be perfect or even ok, much to the torment of the son. He can't get out of his head the patheticness and pain his parents suffer, and he feels responsible despite everything, even though he rationally knows it isn't his fault.

c'est la vie, diametrically opposed

Chrismus Publishing

P&W Publishing

epithet CP&B [Publishing]

Is not caring bad? Or is it just that you only care about what matters most?

demo acetate

doleful, omnibus

for tkk: something blowhardy but true about interconnectedness

prize money, purse, bout

here's why w/ peter doe

kreative diaspora

optimism, right'o spring

spartan, cyclical

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kosplay, skunkworks

kommando raid

purloin, inter alia

leviathin, apres

head-house, trainshed

delivery system

Surprising people oprah style at really inappropriate times.

elements, sagacious

"I was in the band. Not of the band." give chaise

naive, portend, epithet

Wearing a shirt with somebody's face on it.

bated breath, piece of work

halcyon days

wearing the better part of valour

paean, agitprop, patter

Kreative Spring

rolled into, nadir

kotour, kurry favor

nestor

and caesar wept for he knew he would never be that funky

chanson d'chapparal or shrub steppe, treachery in his wheelhouse, the human mileiu, some think the kreative mop is a wig, yet others a rod or staff, tkk a lot of things to a lot of folks, transparency not just for cm but tkk (minutes), retire doe-local eggs, v-day love post

To be kontinued...

Poet's Korner

The following is the latest excerpt from Chris Peebles' Untitled Dream-Journal-Entries-Processed-Through-iPad-Voice-To-Text Project. Anticipated completion date unknown.

Note: This passage is posted as an image file to protect the integrity of the work. Blogging platforms and line breaks don't jell. Thanks for your understanding.